My 29th birthday is next week. I’d like a Botox party sponsored by Courtney Cox, better credit, wine, Ryan Gosling, back fat removal, a Roth IRA and a cotton candy machine. A girl can dream.  


Twin After the Denist

So a few weeks ago my twin (Bird Legs) had all four of her wisdom teeth taken out. I had the honor of keeping her entertained, driving her home, pumping her with pain meds and of course documenting the whole way. Bird Leg's appointment was set for 9:30am and she didn't go in until two hours … Continue reading Twin After the Denist