Casting Call for The Bachelor

I was scrolling through my Facebook when I ran across this conversation from a long time ago. Erica has been the constant witty and awkward friend in my life. I know I can always count on her to use/exploit me for her own laughter and benefit. Hopefully I will be seeing this brat in July. Erica: … Continue reading Casting Call for The Bachelor


Bird Legs 1, Snarkybird 0

In case you can't see it, this is the message I got yesterday. Message: I know... Totally random... "I stumbled somewhere on your videos. I couldn't help but notice your friend/sister(?) Ashley is super cute and has funny mannerisms. She seems like someone I could get along with. I couldn't help myself... I was really … Continue reading Bird Legs 1, Snarkybird 0