snarkybird

LIFE IS FAR TOO IMPORTANT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY

I literally just heard myself say: Babe, I don't think I can make until @DatelineNBC. It starts at 9pm. And it's… twitter.com/i/web/status/8… 18 hours ago
But I mean can you? (I was searching 'can you eat blue cheese pregnant'. I know the answer.) https://t.co/pOiscJqzHx 18 hours ago
Hubs calling from store: angel food cake or chocolate cupcakes? In other news I just ate a cupcake and angel food… twitter.com/i/web/status/8… 1 day ago
RT @thedailybeast: So, we have an @Instagram. Follow us and you'll see stuff like this thebea.st/2sVTFeW https://t.co/GPCDqhkc4J 2 days ago