In the news.

I have sorted out today’s headlines: Oscar Pistorius take a cruise. Now Asteroid, change your travel plans and head towards Carnival Triumph. Pope, you go home, get some rest and watch the Oscars. And Michael Jordan, celebrate your 50th at All-Star Weekend in Houston.



My 29th birthday is next week. I’d like a Botox party sponsored by Courtney Cox, better credit, wine, Ryan Gosling, back fat removal, a Roth IRA and a cotton candy machine. A girl can dream.