I was scrolling through my Facebook when I ran across this conversation from a long time ago. Erica has been the constant witty and awkward friend in my life. I know I can always count on her to use/exploit me for her own laughter and benefit. Hopefully I will be seeing this brat in July.
Erica: I need your stats yo.
Me: long walks on the beach and dogs.
Me: Define stats dummy.
Erica: Im looking.
Me: for what? Use complete sentences
Erica: Shut up.
Me: But what the hell are you asking me my weight for.
Erica: Do you have any children? what is your occupation title?
Erica: can I put “writer”?
Me: oh.my.god. you are not signing me up for the bachelor are you?
Me: Damnit Erica.
Me: You dbag.
Erica: You should read this essay.
Me: You wrote me an essay?
Me: I want to read it.
Erica: No, I don’t feel like sharing.
Erica: I will however submit this photo
Me: Oh. I’m a shoe in.