A Texans 15 Expectations, Goals & New York Dreams

I am heading to New York City for the first time in my life. And as a Texas girl I obviously have my thoughts and ideas of what and how New York should be taken and experienced. Here are my 15 expectations, goals and dreams this weekend:

1. Jump into a cab, grab the back of the driver’s seat and yell ‘follow that car and step on it!’

2. Not buy tickets to a Broadway show and realize it was closed recently because of it’s ‘lackluster’ performance. Oops-dammit, just happened.

3. Find Ryan Gosling. Which I know will require me falling into oncoming traffic with a box of kittens and/or old ladies or starting fights with local gangsta’s.


4. Watch someone piss in or near the subway.

5. Reenact theย ‘coke’ scene in GIRLS.

6. Find a club with a really long line and cut. Because obviously, I’m on the list.

7. See where Kevin McCallister escaped the cooky bandits in Central Park during Home Alone 2: Lost in New York City.


8.Eat a hotdog from a street vendor and NOT get sick.

9. Find and then piss off Amanda Bynes. Lets be honest-we are all hoping for a Britney Spears circa 2007 meltdown. And I want to be part of it.

10. Visit the Ghostbusters firehouse. Bill Murray, duh.


11. Find the famous restaurant in Seinfeld and order ‘the big salad‘.

12. Buy a pair of Manolo Blahnik’s and drink cosmos with my three best friends: Miranda, Charlotte and the slutty one.

13. Not get robbed or knifed.

14. Refrain from singing New York, New York by Frank Sinatra. ย Every three minutes.

15. Bump into someone and say ‘hey watch it buddy’-just like in the movies.


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