Facebook Creepers Part 1

I am disappointed that Facebook is quickly becoming like his creepy and older uncle Myspace. I have had just enough Facebook creep requests to start my coffee table book. ‘A Collection of Facebook Creepers: One Girls Untold Journey’

Today’s Facebook creeper is sponsored by two mutual friends. His occupation states that he is ‘pimpin bitches’. Which I find comical because the last time I was in College Station, Texas, pretty sure the pimping business was on the decline.

His favorite quote: ‘Live by the gun, die by the gun!’ That College Station street life is tough.

He was born in 1910. Liar.

Me: Do I know you?
Him: No, wish you did.
Me: Clever.

Denied.

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