I am disappointed that Facebook is quickly becoming like his creepy and older uncle Myspace. I have had just enough Facebook creep requests to start my coffee table book. ‘A Collection of Facebook Creepers: One Girls Untold Journey’
Today’s Facebook creeper is sponsored by two mutual friends. His occupation states that he is ‘pimpin bitches’. Which I find comical because the last time I was in College Station, Texas, pretty sure the pimping business was on the decline.
His favorite quote: ‘Live by the gun, die by the gun!’ That College Station street life is tough.
He was born in 1910. Liar.
Me: Do I know you?
Him: No, wish you did.