Kliff Only…

15 Nov

In case you haven’t seen or heard, the Aggies beat #1 Alabama last weekend. Whoop! It was an awesome game and I am still recovering from several heart attacks…thanks to our kicker.

I thoroughly enjoy watching my Aggie team play, however I am not a football buff and typically have a lot of questions that I keep to myself. I prefer to watch and learn on my own instead of sounding like an idiot or getting a 15 minute technical and in-depth response from my man friend, a former sports editor. So when the Aggie football season started and we were watching a game, I saw something that made me jump over the back of the sofa and grab the remote to hit pause… I asked my first question:

Me: Who the hell is that?

Manfriend: That’s the Aggies Offensive Coordinator. Put it back in your pants woman.

Then it happened. The Aggie Offensive Coordinator became part of ‘my list’.  So allow me to do the introductions for you non-football-know–it-alls: this is Kliff Kingsbury and Kliff Kingsbury these are my blog readers, all four of them. Here are 10 reasons why I adore Kliff.

1. He played my favorite sport to watch: college football. And I am willing to look past the jersey, everyone makes mistakes.

2. He once was linked to dating Britney Spears and Jessica Simpson. Gasp. But this is good for me and here is why: My weight has fluctuated that of Jessica Simpsons and I have never looked good in mom jeans. And if you were to ask my ex I am sure he would be glad to tell you I had a Britney Spears meltdown circa 2007. Which obviously makes me a Kliff Kingsbury girlfriend candidate.

3. I too like a good ass slap after a job well done. Coach Sumlin, you lucky man you. (Thanks to my buddy Mark for sending this to me and listening to my swoons via email.)

4. I don’t like buttons either. We have so much in common.

5. He tried to put Mike Leach in a headlock. I would love to do the same.

6.  He works at a desk. I work at a desk.

7. He likes Houston. I live in Houston. My twin sister graduated from U of H. I believe we have come full circle.

8. He wears his sassy sweats to practice.

9. Men agree with me. The biggest Aggie fan and my dear friend Cody even said that Kliff has ‘perfect hair and ankles’ and could ‘pull more ass on Northgate than Manziel‘. Agreed:

Scooby…

Orrr….

Winner winner chicken dinner.

10. And I have saved the best for last. It’s no surprise that I share this obsession with a few Aggie girls. I mentioned this on Facebook to Alicia, an Aggie Kliff Fan Club Member, the other day:

So remember the first time you saw Ryan Phillipe at the top of the escalator in ‘Cruel Intentions’ and you remember the emotions you felt?

Well it’s time to relive 1999 all over again.

BOOM. You’re welcome world.

24 Responses to “Kliff Only…”

  1. Kaylee November 15, 2012 at 11:22 am #

    Thank you! I can’t say that enough, I now have a new MAN in my life. Let the stalking begin, from afar for now.

  2. Alison November 15, 2012 at 11:41 am #

    Kliff is quite yummy. Funny article, now i have to explain to the co-workers why i am laughing out loud at my desk.

  3. Erin Dieter November 15, 2012 at 1:02 pm #

    I saw this on Alicias page and had to read. This is awesome and hilarious!

  4. You know this be Jas November 16, 2012 at 12:11 pm #

    Cody is full of shit, Scooby does gets infinite Halloween hook ups

  5. Fred November 16, 2012 at 1:08 pm #

    Ohh poor Aggie. You can only dream

    • SnarkyBird November 16, 2012 at 1:10 pm #

      Ohh poor Fred. Dreams are what keep me going.

  6. gocoogs27 November 16, 2012 at 1:27 pm #

    Why is it that you want to put Leach in a headlock? Ohhh right….b/c he beat up on the Aggies all those years while he was at Tech.

    • SnarkyBird November 16, 2012 at 1:30 pm #

      Yup. He killed us as well as my buzz I got from several tailgate beer bongs.

  7. unicornviews November 16, 2012 at 1:42 pm #

    I stumbled upon this via a retweet and you’ve just made my day! Mmmm…Kliff

  8. jodie November 16, 2012 at 2:49 pm #

    highlarious. Thanks for the laugh. I could have written this myself :)

  9. bunnalsom November 16, 2012 at 4:15 pm #

    Uh yeah….he makes my teeth sweat! Your article is hilarious!

  10. Hannah Kight November 16, 2012 at 4:49 pm #

    Loved this. Keep up the good work, and the good guy scouting.

  11. Kacy November 16, 2012 at 4:51 pm #

    Oh Heather! This is highlarious! I’m trying to compose myself to read it to Justin in the car, but I can’t do the pics justice. He isn’t hard to look at, that’s for sure.

  12. Travis Normand November 19, 2012 at 10:34 am #

    Awesome! Gig’em. lol

  13. Tara November 19, 2012 at 11:36 pm #

    I love this post more than you’ll ever know!

    • SnarkyBird November 20, 2012 at 9:14 am #

      :) And I will love this comment than you’ll ever know!

  14. Arcadian December 9, 2012 at 2:21 am #

    Abbie fans: you are welcome for the greatness and hotness of Kliff! Your sports programs are benefiting from the diamonds at TTU. Enjoy (for now). Lets not forget that your NCAA women’s b-ball champs are also coached to greatness by a RedRaider.

    • SnarkyBird December 10, 2012 at 1:25 pm #

      Thanks for sharing Tech’s finest. Literally. Love- the biggest ABBIE fan ever.

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